• Non-Bearded People don’t know the pain of getting beard hair stuck in the laser of their mouse.
• The little one is starting to learn banter: “No one ate the custard because it was full of pepperami!” “Dad, I said that to make you laugh”
• A manager of mine once taught me about the art of the executive summary (Thanks Ed). I am not an executive but I feel like life would be better if everything in work was an executive summary. People say that AI will step change peoples productivity, but executive summaries would do the same.
• I’ve started seeing a dentist and am reminded of why I hate the dentist. Somehow I’m in a situation where I’m meant to floss, mouthwash and have specific “gum repair” chemical toothpaste for my teeth. The hygienist said that I must get an electrical toothbrush. Going to the dentist feels like opening instagram, targeted advertising everywhere.
• Tottenham hotspur men won a little-known silver trophy and Haringey council shut the schools to celebrate.